My Dinner With Hasil

Pertinent areas marked in red:

While looking for the jump page, I came across a couple of other interesting items in the issue.
The column boxed in red was my attempt at reviewing records as if their typography mattered more than the music itself:

Uzi was the mid-'80s group I was in. I don't know which ex-members took out this ad, but I can tell you that it wasn't Thalia (as she was (and remains) a highly original singer/lyricist in her own right), and it sure wasn't me; and that doesn't leave many other possibilities: